Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
sweetness provides
I know it's a bank that's supposed to be crap. But hey. Banks in my country don't make ads this sweet so they've obviously done something right...
I used to love watching this ad for that brief time when I was living in England.
I used to love watching this ad for that brief time when I was living in England.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Today is...
o sleep in - much needed
o extra money - much needed
o free rentals a plenty
o free dinner since they forgot to charge me
o super cheap DVD boxes (Coen Bros and all of Back to the Future)
o salt and vinegar crisps - finally avaliable in super markets in Sweden again!
o cold beers in the fridge to go with them crisps BOOYA!
o Ben&Jerry's Cherry Garcia - a seriously big fuck off tub.
o will be able to work from home tomorrow - meaning sleeping in
and working while watching films. Hence I can stay up late tonight.
o Marshmellows to put in hot chocolate, and poke until it's melted away
...today is good.
o extra money - much needed
o free rentals a plenty
o free dinner since they forgot to charge me
o super cheap DVD boxes (Coen Bros and all of Back to the Future)
o salt and vinegar crisps - finally avaliable in super markets in Sweden again!
o cold beers in the fridge to go with them crisps BOOYA!
o Ben&Jerry's Cherry Garcia - a seriously big fuck off tub.
o will be able to work from home tomorrow - meaning sleeping in
and working while watching films. Hence I can stay up late tonight.
o Marshmellows to put in hot chocolate, and poke until it's melted away
...today is good.
Monday, December 1, 2008
Friday, November 28, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
The Joy of Google Ads
I love reading Google ads. You bump in to the most unpredictable things.
Multimedia Course
"The CD-Rom Full-cycle snail farming. A multimedia course on farming Helix Aspersa and Helix Pomatia is the only comprehensive interactive course for prospective snail farmers. A model farm of 2000 sq. m. is studied to illustrate all the steps involved in starting and managing a snail farm, from choosing the best grounds to preparing the farmed snails for the market."
snail farming - the CD-Rom
Multimedia Course
"The CD-Rom Full-cycle snail farming. A multimedia course on farming Helix Aspersa and Helix Pomatia is the only comprehensive interactive course for prospective snail farmers. A model farm of 2000 sq. m. is studied to illustrate all the steps involved in starting and managing a snail farm, from choosing the best grounds to preparing the farmed snails for the market."
snail farming - the CD-Rom
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
desired couture
It's just too funny.
And makes me kinda jealous. I mean, why can't people walk about with a gigantic seal plushie as a stylish hat in my country?
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Welcome to Vault 101
So, Fallout 3 is coming out. And yes, it looks friggin awesome. Uh-mazing. Though the whole fps-system doesn't really rock my boat, I know it does to the majority of the gamers out there, so hey, good going. What I'm more into right now is the artwork. It's not just brilliant graphics, it's cinematic, it's hilarious gore (bloody mess ftw, always has been), it's beautiful. They seriously made a post nuclear war world, look like something I'd do my wedding photos in.
I mean...
See?
I really wouldn't mind wearing a white dress in that. A blood stained, wasteland dirty and ripped one.
You put your left leg in, your left leg out
In out, in out, you shake it all about...
Cinematic. Uh-huh. Blood stains on the friggin imaginary camera. I love you guys. And the bots look great, a kind of Big Daddy scary but somehow cute at the same time.
The gore! The gore! I know this is a small pic, but please note the eyeballs.
...also this....
seriously has to be referring to this;
Over and out.
it might just be the next best thing, but not quite me
Today I feel like this;
I think suga rush would be the medical term for it.
I think suga rush would be the medical term for it.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Sunday, September 14, 2008
S.R.C.C - when death isn't enough!
I dreamt my arm got cut off with a gigantic chainsaw. And then a man commited suicide by throwing himself into the burst from the fireengine of a space rocket, to completely disintegrate himself into dust.
I wonder what that means.
Meet the Future - face death in a new exciting way!
Instant cremation!
Sign up with the Space Rocket Cremation Centre today!
I wonder what that means.
Meet the Future - face death in a new exciting way!
Instant cremation!
Sign up with the Space Rocket Cremation Centre today!
Friday, September 12, 2008
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
the beat goes on
I really miss this;
In retrospective, it was one of the funniest courses I've ever been on in school.
In retrospective, it was one of the funniest courses I've ever been on in school.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
aaaaaah-sah!
Why is it that people always seem to think that speaking louder will make you understand better? Please, please little lady, I don't know a word of Yugoslavian. Dear tourists, you come to MY country and get upset because I don't speak Italian? AND SPEAKING IN CAPITALS DOES NOT HELP, OK?
I've been working in shops long enough to know how this goes. The only way to communicate is drawings and body language. But seriously, you drawing a circle and pointing to it while repeating a word in x language - you're not making it better! C'mon, at least TRY, I know you can. Hey, at least I'm not the one going "aaaah-sah!" while drawing a big circle in mid air - like that weird but insanely funny Japanese person in the hospital scene, out of Lost in Translation.
And sometimes, just sometimes, these people seem to get so annoyed they just have to come back later on and show what they meant. Eggs. Seriously. You asked for eggs in a videostore? You ask for stamps in a photo store? And you think I'm stupid?
Aaaaah-sah!
I've been working in shops long enough to know how this goes. The only way to communicate is drawings and body language. But seriously, you drawing a circle and pointing to it while repeating a word in x language - you're not making it better! C'mon, at least TRY, I know you can. Hey, at least I'm not the one going "aaaah-sah!" while drawing a big circle in mid air - like that weird but insanely funny Japanese person in the hospital scene, out of Lost in Translation.
And sometimes, just sometimes, these people seem to get so annoyed they just have to come back later on and show what they meant. Eggs. Seriously. You asked for eggs in a videostore? You ask for stamps in a photo store? And you think I'm stupid?
Aaaaah-sah!
Monday, August 11, 2008
asleep while awake on a train
Too uninspired and too tired and should already be asleep anyways. This pretty much sums me up though.
Rapture - I miss you
Gawd I wish I was this good at costume making. Then again - would daddy going as a Big Daddy for Halloween really be a healthy memory for the kids? I don't know, I don't care, it's still friggin awesome!
Sunday, August 10, 2008
intro
Yeah ok, after numerous tries I've decided to just stick with this layout. At least for now.
Anyhoo.
I've taken up blogging say...once before. Ended up getting spam and odd friend requests which I didn't care for. Plus, I have always - and I do still, think that friends should not read eachothers blogs. Simply because it makes socializing less interesting. But the thing is, growing older often also includes seeing your friends a lot less than you'd wish for. To hell with Sex and the City friendships, I've never seen them in real life. There's this, and there's the fact that the everchanging Internet doesn't have any forums that apply to me at the moment. All forums and profiles that I've put years into, have come to an end. I've lost interest. Maybe blogging will be my new way of "foruming" like I used to. Yeah, I'll only be talking to myself, but then again, I'll will also hopefully avoid obnoxious kids. Kids of all ages.
So, I've come to the conclusion of trying out a blog. This will be my personal forum, diary of some kind, or just a place to post whatever I feel like. A place immune to the evergrowing pandemic of the Internet. My own city without green.
Anyhoo.
I've taken up blogging say...once before. Ended up getting spam and odd friend requests which I didn't care for. Plus, I have always - and I do still, think that friends should not read eachothers blogs. Simply because it makes socializing less interesting. But the thing is, growing older often also includes seeing your friends a lot less than you'd wish for. To hell with Sex and the City friendships, I've never seen them in real life. There's this, and there's the fact that the everchanging Internet doesn't have any forums that apply to me at the moment. All forums and profiles that I've put years into, have come to an end. I've lost interest. Maybe blogging will be my new way of "foruming" like I used to. Yeah, I'll only be talking to myself, but then again, I'll will also hopefully avoid obnoxious kids. Kids of all ages.
So, I've come to the conclusion of trying out a blog. This will be my personal forum, diary of some kind, or just a place to post whatever I feel like. A place immune to the evergrowing pandemic of the Internet. My own city without green.
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