
Oh I wanna go. I so wanna go. source
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"The axolotl, Ambystoma mexicanum, is a neotenic mole salamander belonging to the Tiger Salamander complex. Larvae of this species fail to undergo metamorphosis, so the adults remain aquatic and gilled. The species originates from the lake underlying Mexico City and is also called ajolote (which is also the common name for the Mexican Mole Lizard). Axolotls are used extensively in scientific research due to their ability to regenerate most body parts, ease of breeding, and large embryos. They are commonly kept as pets in the United States, Great Britain, Australia, Japan (sold under the name wooper looper) and other countries." source
It grows up, but never stops smiling. How can you not love this thing?
"Our Wand may not make legions of kobold minions explode into flames, but it will learn up to 13 commands from your existing remote controls and map them to particular magical motions. Flick the wand from side to side to flip the channels, twist the wand to turn up the volume. A beam of light will shoot out the unicorn tail hair and magic will happen! The Wand can learn from any remotes in your house and once you master its 13 movements, you can mastermind a symphony of electronic enjoyment from the comfort of your couch. Then, and only then, are you an epic level controller."
"o Magic wand television remote for witches, wizards, and the occasional muggle
o 13 magical functions (the number one would expect in magic!)
o Learns from your existing remotes
o With a little practice, you can train yourself to do magic with household electronics
o Flip the channel with a flick of your wand, twist your wand to turn up the volume
o Compatible with almost all makes of TV, DVR, or really anything with a remote!
o Buttons are sooooooooooooooo out, wands are in. Trust us." source
They say it's a "Horseshoe Crab", I say it's the fucking Facehugger out of the Alien movies, that mated with something from the paleozoic era. And if its freaky exoskeleton and creepy facehugger legs doesn't prove it to be aliens trying to take over the earth for you, I bet this will;
o The female can lay between 60,000–120,000 eggs in batches of a few thousand at a time.
o The one in the pic above is the Prehistoric Giant Horseshoe Crab, but they pretty much look the fucking same still. Way to deny evolution.
o They have five pairs of legs for walking, swimming and moving food into the mouth.
o Unlike humans, horseshoe crabs do not have hemoglobin in their blood, but instead use hemocyanin to carry oxygen. Because of the copper present in hemocyanin, their blood is blue. source
WHY ARE YOU NOT EXTINCT YOU FREAKY FUCK!?
Wikipedia says; "Zombo.com is a humorous website created on October 10, 1999. The site consists solely of a single Flash animation of the website's title and seven circles of alternating colours. The animation's voice-over, which has a vague Caribbean accent, repeatedly welcomes the viewer to the web site and claims that the viewer can do anything they want without any limitations at Zombo.com. However, when the introduction is finished, instead of a link to the main zombo.com website (which requires use of the password: 'NONOTRLY'), it simply provides a link to the defunct Zombo.com newsletter for a few seconds and then goes back to the start. The dot (".") in the URL is not pronounced in the animation; instead the site is referred to as "Zombocom". The site has become well known as an Internet phenomenon." source
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