Let 2011 be a good one

All pimped up for New Year's! Cheers!

so this is christmas

bright ideas

I friggin love this incredible little piece of design. source

pretty gawd dam pretty

I SO wanna wear this for New Years.

beauty of brilliance buildings

Fucken uh-mazing.

Magic in every bite!

"Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat.


Unfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended. When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you're lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He'll know what to do." source

Mmm-mmm! Nothing to start the day like Canned Unicorn Meat!

It puts the CAN in canned!

Falling books bookend

I want it. source

venetian snares

Speaking of, previous post makes me remember that dude, who makes that music being described as;

venetian snares

1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.

2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.

3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk

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venetian snare

I want this as my back alley. source

after disease comes

tell it like it is

The Owls are not what they seem.

converse extension

This looks real cool, and convenient. source

Pyret

I have been for a long time at your side

What does it take to turn you on?

Tonight's gig - reunion of my teen indie years wet dream. Funny thing is, looking at them now, all I can think is "skinny posers".

Though...the last picture...still makes me wanna smooch him.

apartmental

The tee just makes me dizzy, but I sure do dig the building. Looks like something out of a cool anime. source

the beauty of brilliance; melting men

Fu-uh-uh-cking AMAZING.

icon watch

This wrist watch almost makes me wanna start wearing wrist watches again. It's just so darn cute. source

my new baby

zipper sounds

Design; Ji Woong. Want 'em. source

love it

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Gallifrey Steampunk Cufflinks

These are the coolest cufflinks ever. source



By JezebelCharms.

Birthday, in November

I've decided to think that i don't care whether it's pure luck, secret stalking or just the same kind of taste; it was still the best gawd damn date I've ever had. Like a birthday, in November.

dude, that's my booze

Pretty clever, but if the thirsty-for-rebellion-teen's desperate enough, the bottle will just get smashed. I reckon the best thing to do with this invention is to get a whole bunch of these and secretly lock up other people's booze, just for the lulz. source

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

I SOOOOO wanna learn how to make one. source

dood!

Ninja Star Coat Hook!

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pretty

Wake up to a bird shitting in your face, and the baby birds squawking like fuck while mummy bird is puking worms into their beaks. Goodmorning sunshine!

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ASCII Code Curtains, yes please.

By Nienke Sybrandy. "ASCII-Code curtains visualize the information network in a tree, using the very codes that represent text in computers, communications equipment, and other devices that work with text." source

born to be geek

MP3-player and speakers. source

NES-controller wallet. source

NES mouse. source

big in Japan

This makes me think I'd actually be able to pull off living in a much too much small living quarters in Japan. Effin brilliant idea for storage. source

gimme

I friggin want those shades so bad.
By Anna Ter Haar.
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dunk it

Brilliant.

e'es time fer belated halloween

Me as a puppet on a string. Click for humongoed pic to see my elite make up skills.

MAXed out on beer. Let the wild Rumpus start!

disturbing but cute

'Martyr' lamp by the play coalition. So clever, so cute...





...though bloody disturbing. Note the cord. source